The Hotel of Naughty Cocktails

A little Outrageous and a little Contagious


CD Book (book on disc)

In his 28th year as a Los Angeles-based private and professional bartender, cocktail
specialist, beverage manager, author and columnist Kyle Branche has built the largest
cocktail book in bar history. A 1000-page labyrinth of close to 5000 drinks within a
10-floor, 195-room hotel CD BOOK. The 10th floor is the Penthouse.

Simply put, the book’s interior is designed as a hotel, with Floors instead of chapters,
Rooms instead of drink categories, and Scene numbers to go along with each cocktail.
Complete with a Front Desk, Concierge, Main Floor Elevators, Rooms of the Hotel,
Ballrooms, Banquet Rooms, Specialty Stores and Gift Shops.

New and unique. A one-of-a-kind Digital Cocktail Hotel.
An exploration of cocktail titillation, room by room !

There are 195 Rooms in this tower of interconnecting passages, creating one of the
most imaginative word and recipe plays ever assembled, unearthing the widest range
of world cocktails put together under one roof. Classic cocktails from the past, popular
drinks of the present, specialty concoctions into the future, and the obscure, rare,
and forgotten ones.


Some of the many drink rooms in the hotel include:

Martini for your Thoughts     Tongue Teasers     Naughty Cars and Liquid Guitars

What is that Purple Thing ?     Lady, this Drink has your Name all over it !

Angels and Devils     The Eyes don’t Disguise     Kings, Queens, and the Guillotine

Nipples and Nuts     There is a Place between Sun and Moon     Kiss and Do Tell

Love is a many Splendid Drink     Strip and Go Naked     Lights, Camera, . . . Action

Liquid Lingerie     Hot and Steamy     Aphrodisiacs     The Dude Abides

Flowers for the Lady     More than a Mouthful     Cream Dreams and Pillow Talk

If you’re going Somewhere, take me with you     Cafe on the Left Bank     Holiday

You Go to my Head . . .     Meister’d and Schlager’d     Weathered     Jack     


This Disc Rocks!

“I think it’s a great idea for a drink recipe book, and was
excited to see it come together. I’m very happy with it.” KB

With text conversion and authoring by Mikhail Nosikov, the book’s content and disc
format is designed to navigate like a website. Quick and easy, just slip the disc into your
computer, and seconds later it pops up right on the screen. Ready to click and scroll.
Works with both PC and Mac. Duplicated on superior silver discs for optimum quality.

“You couldn’t ask for a better format to house this masterwork than a book on disc”

This is the original master version at 1000 pages

$29
(includes first class shipping and handling)