| The Hotel of Naughty Cocktails A little Outrageous and a little Contagious CD Book (book on disc) In his 28th year as a Los Angeles-based private and professional bartender, cocktail specialist, beverage manager, author and columnist Kyle Branche has built the largest cocktail book in bar history. A 1000-page labyrinth of close to 5000 drinks within a 10-floor, 195-room hotel CD BOOK. The 10th floor is the Penthouse. Simply put, the book’s interior is designed as a hotel, with Floors instead of chapters, Rooms instead of drink categories, and Scene numbers to go along with each cocktail. Complete with a Front Desk, Concierge, Main Floor Elevators, Rooms of the Hotel, Ballrooms, Banquet Rooms, Specialty Stores and Gift Shops. New and unique. A one-of-a-kind Digital Cocktail Hotel. An exploration of cocktail titillation, room by room ! There are 195 Rooms in this tower of interconnecting passages, creating one of the most imaginative word and recipe plays ever assembled, unearthing the widest range of world cocktails put together under one roof. Classic cocktails from the past, popular drinks of the present, specialty concoctions of the future, the obscure, rare, and forgotten. This Disc Rocks! “I think it’s a great idea for a drink recipe book, and was excited to see it come together. I’m very happy with it.” KB With text conversion and authoring by Mikhail Nosikov, the book’s content and disc format is designed to navigate like a website. Quick and easy, just slip the disc into your computer, and seconds later it pops up right on the screen. Ready to click and scroll. Works with both PC and Mac. Duplicated on superior silver discs for optimum quality. “You couldn’t ask for a better format to house this masterwork than a book on disc” This is the original master version at 1000 pages $29 (includes first class shipping and handling) Themed Drink Rooms in the book First Floor – Getting the Evening Off The Classics Martini for Your Thoughts . . . I’ll Take Manhattan Do Bubbles Turn You On ? The Cosmo Squad Gotta Crush on You Play Misty for Me I’m Old Fashioned Flowers for the Lady Lemon Dropped Ritaville Coupettes Kami-Sutra Variations Stimulators Tongue Teasers and Rim Lickers Cowboy Safari in the Desert Buck Off . . . More than a Mouthful Slings and Stings Deja Voodoo You’ve Got Balls Second Floor – Party Hard Big Cocktails What is that Purple Thing ? Schlong Island Teas Sex on and in the . . . Do Me on the Rocks Temple of the Dog Naughty Cars and Liquid Guitars Mind over Matter Rock Hard and Ride Free What a Knockout Punch Shake your Groove Thing All Tai’d Up South of the Border, down Brazil way Clockwork Orange Zombie Train You Animal You . . Mason Jars and Trailer Parks Just Shoot Me Sick Bastard Spank it Down Adios Mutha’s Good Ole Mexico Trashed, Smashed, and Hammered Look out for that Tree Third Floor – Sweet Tooth for Trouble Lady, this Drink has Your Name all over it ! Loco for SoCo Dirty Maid with Lemonade Sweet Tooth for Trouble Scout’s Honor The Color of Money Slippery when Wet and Wild Heartbreakers and Homewreckers Cakes, Cookies, Pies, and Candy Bars Monkey’n Around Is that a Banana in your Pocket ? Messin’ around with the Collins Brothers Cinnamon Girl Ar’e Mate’y Getting Fresh with the Passionette One Tropica, Exotica, Erotica Witch’s Brew Strawberry Blondes have more Fun Angels and Devils Tangled up in Blue Jump in the Tub Sour Puss Cherry Red Peachy Keen Think Pink I’ll take a Virgin, please ! Dream a Little Fourth Floor – Truth or Dare or Consequences Drink some Herb Dark Night of the Soul Manhunter The Eyes don’t disguise The Shining Down and Dirty Ouch! That feels Good Gods and Monsters Drug Drinks Tonic Cure Kings, Queens, and the Guillotine It’s all there in Black and White I Scream for Ice Cream You’re so Vein Break a Sweat When She said Burn Fifth Floor – Gravities Nipples and Nuts You need to get Layered C’mon Baby, Light my Fire Alien Shore Precious Metals and Stones There is a Place between Sun and Moon Bottoms Up . . . Great Ass Chronicles of a Goumba Death by Misadventure Velvet Underground Heaven and Hell Monastery How’s the Golf Game ? Sixth Floor – After Dinner and Before Brunch Love is a many Splendid Drink Kiss and Do Tell Apple of my Eye You’re Cordial-ly invited to Are you getting enough Caffeine The Morning after the Night Before Fizzled Out Malibu Colony On the Dock of the Baybreeze Dr. Doctor, Please ! Mint Condition Good Screws Saturday Bloody Sunday That’s a Load of Bull . . . The Wino and I Know Fuzzy and Pierced Navels Bootleggers and Rum Runners Caribbean Bound Boat Drinks Sunrises, Sunsets, Surfboards, and Waves Like a Hurricane Cooler Time D’yer Mak’er Seventh Floor – Made it to the Big Time Star You’re the Bomb You make me feel Electric A real Lady Killer Life is Good Smile Smile, Joy Joy You’re a Winner, Baby ! Strip and Go Naked Fly Me to the Moon Mammalian Protuberances Bitch Fire and Iced Royal Pain in the Arse Flipped Out Up Yours ! Frankly, My Dear . . . I’m not Bitter or anything ! Shot through the Heart Lights, Camera, . . . Action Get yer Hair outta my Face Eighth Floor – Nightcaps Aphrodisiacs Stop it Some More Tall, Dark, and Potent Hot and Steamy Liquid Lingerie Toddy’s and Teddy’s Gloggs, Noggs, and Grogs Lickorice Lover Port in a Storm Cream Dreams and Pillow Talk Popsicle Toes Midnight Fog They Call Me Mellow Yellow Climax Variations Butter me Up Here’s to Dewing You . . . Honey, I’m Home ! The Dude Abides Yukon Love Me or Yukon Leave Me Ninth Floor – Society Cafe If you’re going Somewhere, take me with you You and the Night and the Music Standard Tunes Cafe on the Left Bank Ain’t Life Grand Holiday Caught in the Rain The Four Seasons Cocktailer’s Room Liquid Lunch You’re very Special to Me Be All you can be Son of a Gun Watering Hole Downtown Brown A Bronx Tale You’ve got my Number . . . Call me Tea for One Tenth Floor – Naughtied by Nature - The Penthouse F_ _K Meister’d and Schlager’d Slam Bam Thank You Pussy Whipped Blow Job variations You Go to my Head Snakes Alive A Real Pisser Natural Disastors Shit for Brains Weathered Jack Hazardous Waste |
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